The United Kingdoms of The Western European Commonwealth is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King James XVII with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.975 billion Commonwealthics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Commonwealthian economy, worth 245 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,267 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Western European Commonwealth's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Western European Commonwealth is ranked 13,646^th in the world and 1^st in PreuBen for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.